I'm digging to China

I swear that's what Scott Walker is doing. He refuses to stop digging that hole. I mean the prank call that he got. He said that he said nothing in there that he's not said in public. I'm sorry you never mentioned that you are following a plan of a billionaire. You never mentioned you wanted to hit democrats with a bat. You never mentioned that you were thinking of planting trouble making protesters. You never mentioned that you wanted to make it so that you have control over what power companies can be in the state and which can't. You never mentioned that you were going to pretend to give into the demands of the democrats and then force a vote. You never mentioned that you are one of 5 Governors trying to destroy the union. Oh my.
On top of that he is sending state troopers to the 14 democrat senator's homes to bring them back to the capitol. I'm sorry rewind. Didn't they say they are in Illinois? So what is the point of sending troopers to the homes? Oh I know to intimidate the families so much so that they call up their families and say come home so people will stop following me. I'm very tempted to call up Scott Walker (there is an ad out that has a number to call up) and say I want Scott Walker to stop being such a stuck up idiot and compromise with the people. You basically are getting everything you want except for one line about bargaining rights. I mean other republicans are just giving up the fight. Well good luck.
I was watching Good Morning America and they were talking to a student that was hit by his coach and has now filed criminal charges. They were together for the first time. It was just as awkward as it sounds. I mean if you could see it you'd see that he bluntly bumps the player then when he sees the player has a bloody nose he says "got a bloody nose? Good". Or something to that affect. And I mean the coach clearly didn't learn his lesson. He would talk out of both sides of his mouth at the same time. He would say well the athletic director did punish me. She brought me into the office, showed me the tapes, then we talked about where I could improve. That's not a punishment. I mean he's lucky the player didn't slug him. Oh the worst part was that he tried to pretend like the player was his favorite. Like they got really close over the time they were together. I'm sorry I don't check my friends then kick them telling them to get up then when I see they have a bloody nose say good. It would be different if he did it, then came over to check on him, saw he had a bloody nose and said oh I'm so sorry here let me help you up. Yeah he deserves to be charged criminally.
So how many of you have a "Long, Stabby Thing"? Well if your curious about what I'm talking about watch this youtube video of a conversation that went on in Australia. Oh and when you think it's over it gets much much better. Watch the whole thing. You will not be disappointed. Today's tip is when in a hole stop digging. Or as Scott Walker likes to do, keep going until you hit China.

Is it really worth it?

I was just surfing the youtube and I found this video.

I'm sure many of you have probably seen this guy floating around the internet. His name is Rodrigo Ferraz. I'm sure you also noticed something is very off about him. Well I did my research (google) and found that there are two theories going around. One is that this guy got implants. Now I can say I can believe that. If you look at his traps you can see they just don't match up with his shoulders. It's just not right. Then you look at his arms. They also don't look right. Look too small. This his shoulders look like they are far too hard. Well the other theory is that he injects oil into his muscles to make them look fuller. This one is also believable. Again look at the shoulders. It's probably a combo of the two. What I don't get is why? Why would you do that to your body. It already looks off now. Wait about 10 years and it will look really off. Plus he has got himself believing that he's some hot shot. Like he is stronger then the world. He pans to all these proteins that we are suppose to believe he takes. At least someone that takes steroids has to take protein as well and we all can believe they take a protein, but this guy no. I'd like to see him in the gym. Notice he has no videos of that. I saw another video where he couldn't pull himself out of a pool of what looked like yogurt. Super strong my ass. The really sad thing is that this guy isn't the only one doing this to himself. Check this video out.

Again all I can say is why? This dude looks so disfigured. Even resting his arms look like they are being flexed. Did he get that way naturally hell no. He injected oil into his arm. Hey I want to get bigger arms as much as the next guy, but why risk my health for something that anyone can pick out of a lineup and say oh that guy clearly did something. It's this big fad in Brazil. Just ugh. Oh and I'm not done grossing you out yet.

The real kicker is that none of these guys are any stronger then when they didn't inject themselves. It's a purely cosmetic thing. Plus why is it always in the arms. At least go for some symmetry. I mean the first guy has no forearm build what so ever and we are suppose to believe he has biceps like that naturally. But again my main question is why? Why disfigure yourself so badly. Why put your body in that much harm. Least guys that do steroids look somewhat symmetrical. You just got to feel sorry for those people. To feel so badly about the way you look that you inject oil into your muscles and blow them out of proportion just to get attention. Even if it's negative. Wow just wow.
Well after all that grossness it's time to cleanse your eye pallet. I'm sure you've heard the FCC song from Family Guy. The song that the FCC actually thinks is pretty funny. I learned that little fact during a family guy special. Anyway I think it's one of their funnier songs. So this should make your eyes feel better. Today's tip is today is the first of december and we all know what that means. 30 more days until the 2012 people begin a massive freak out.

Well I'm going to be busy

Today I'm all by myself which usually means that everyone comes in that wants to talk to the owner and has to settle for talking to me. Plus I have some products I should probably get to ordering. Yeah it's going to be a push today.
Speaking of today guess what I found.
Yep that is me in a mosaic of Katy Perry that was made by the Today Show for their summer Concert Series. As you can tell I'm super excited about it. Never been part of a mosaic picture before. Not to mention it came out really good. I will say I was kinda worried because when I first went on there there were a few icons here and there, but most of it was black. Clearly a lot more people signed up after me. Hope the Today Show gives her a copy of it as a poster.
Anyway getting back to my normal rant and rave mode...sort of, why do people insist on letting their dogs roam around in the car. I can honestly say I only saw that a few times in Texas. Here everyone seems to do that. This guy behind me was tailgating me. Then when I look in my rear view mirror I see this huge black dog and HE'S PETTING IT! Dude you are riding my bumper and you are going to turn around and pet your dog. What if I stop all of a sudden? You now just rammed into me and your dog is now thrown into the windshield. He'd then try to blame me for it of course. Yeah no one would see it as my fault. Then there was a dog I saw one day while coming home from work in a guys rear view window. It was a tiny dog, but imagine if they got into a wreck or had to stop suddenly. That dog is now a projectile with tons of force. Just seems like if you loved your dog you'd 1. Make sure that your dog was restrained in the car or 2. if your going to have your dog out free you'd drive a lot more carefully.
In other news apparently my tip of the day made someone I know think of someone else I know. She responds saying oh that reminds me of [insert name here]. Now the thing with [insert name here] is she's right. He is an arrogant prick. This asshole drew a penis (several times mind you) on my dry erase board. Then when confronted he said he did it to just let guys know they could come by my place anytime. Then when you called him a homophobe he basically did the argument for not being a racist. He says my cousin is gay. Anyway over the year that I knew him he started to fall more and more out of favor with everyone in the group. Then as if he didn't make matters bad enough for himself he then posted my name on a site where trolls love to go. He then posted racist and homophobic stuff. So when I called him out about it and said I was going to the campus administration he quickly took it down and wrote me an apology. Yeah I still have it. Anyway he really proves what my tip yesterday said. People sense arrogance and it turns them off. They slowly draw away from it. Probably why he couldn't ever get a girlfriend and jumped from crush to crush.
In other rant related news I was watching world's dumbest and I saw a video that made me just get up in arms. I was going to post it here, but it's not up on the site. Or it is and I can't find it. So for his 16th birthday this kid gets a truck. Now I'll admit it was a pretty beat up truck with stuff spray painted on it. So when the kid sees it he's like I don't like it. Great your trying to make me look like a poor loser bitch (too late). He then gets a bat and starts swinging at the truck. When the dad tries to stop him he threateningly lifts up the bat as if he's going to hit him. Wow how much of a spoiled brat is this kid. And like attacking it with a bat is going to solve your problems. If anything it will make the truck look worse. Now I think the parents shouldn't have let it go on as long as it did. Anyway I was just shocked that someone would do that. If that was my kid oh he'd so be beyond punished. I don't care if it's your birthday you will not act like that especially when it's a gift. I mean I would say alright you get no car period. You were worried about looking like a poor bitch before oh that will be heaven compared to now. You now have to be driven everywhere by me or your mom. That is after you finished being grounded. Oh and now you have to get a job to pay for all the damages you made. Man I would have never gotten away with that crap.
So I'm still in the mood to point out the annoyance I have with the younger generation (great sound like an old man). This is another clip from World's Dumbest. Just watch it. The reaction of the mom is priceless. It's sad that clearly this has happened before. Today's tip is if you apologize then later say you regret apologizing because it made you look like a liar which you say your not then your an idiot.

And it's saturday workday

Yep it's either going to be a really long day or a really short one. That's how Saturday's work. I'm expecting a few people to show up, but we'll see. Yesterday's blog was so hard to get that 750. I had to include the stuff after the squibies which I don't usually do. I made it past the 750, but only by 25 words. I was struggling for topics. I had a plan in my head, but again it looks like I have to start writing stuff out in advance.
One topic I was going to talk about was the interview I saw with Dina Lohan. All I can say is wow I see why Lindsey is so screwed up. For one she talked like Sarah Palin. You know the whole I'm going to talk louder then you and say they same thing over and over again so you have to believe me or get frustrated trying to talk to me. I mean Matt Laurer says that Lindsey went to rehab 4 times and then Dina is like no it was only two. See yeah that could be a mistake, but honestly I don't think it was. I bet she has been in rehab 4 times and the mother just didn't want to admit it because she wants to look like the good mom. Then Matt mentions something about how the daughter has future super star on her website. Again Dina denies this. Says the daughter doesn't even have a website. I meant to go check on that to see if she did have one. Again I bet she does and Dina is trying to be super mom and say no I'm not pushing my kids into acting and what not. Now those were minor things for me. It was something she kept saying that made me say wow you really need to stop talking. She said the judge removed herself from the case because she went against what the DA wanted. Dina kept saying she would have been fired for playing "hardball". Alright that is wrong on so many levels. If Judges could get fired for going against a DA then they'd all be fired. When a DA yells out "objection" and the judge says overruled. That's going against the DA and they aren't fired. So clearly there is more to the situation then that. The fact that she kept saying that told me that clearly this woman doesn't know what she's doing or saying. Yep she is for sure one that lead Lindsey down the road she's on. The fact she kept pushing this idea that she's a good mother means she knows she's not.
So after that total body workout I did yesterday I'm not sore. That's odd for me. Maybe I'm not getting as sore because I'm making sure I lift properly and that I'm not lifting too heavy. I mean I've seen guys go in there and honestly they lift improperly. Or they clearly are at a weight too heavy. Some guys have this idea that they should move up a certain weight in a certain amount of time. Personally I think upping the weight every 3 weeks is perfect. Makes sure I have the weight under control and keeping proper form. I'm sure there are some exercises that I should up the weight more often, but I don't. I think that is probably the reason why I use to get sore a lot. I lifted too much weight so that I didn't have the proper form or I added far too much weight far too quickly. Then I'd have to keep a weight at a certain point because if I didn't I wouldn't be able to keep up my rep average of 8. I like being able to do at least 8 reps, but according to a book as long as I keep an average of 6 I'm fine which I can usually do. Usually what happens when I up the weight is that I do 2 sets of 8 and a set of 6 or 7 or I manage to hit all 8, but I'm tired as hell. Speaking of which I'm not nearly as tired after a workout. Again I thank the Waximaze for that. That is an incredible product that I wish I added more often to my workouts. I think it would have made starting out so much easier. Probably would be better off now since I could go to muscle fatigue easier. Plus it's really leaning me out which has always made me very self conscious.
Today's video is the music video for Baka Survior. That was the 2nd opening for Bobobo-Bo Bo-bo-bo..... I think I did that right. Anyway it was never shown on cartoon network (for some stupid ass reason I'm sure) which is a shame because it's a great song. Hmm maybe becaus Baka means idiot... Anyway this is the music video by the band ULFULS. Hope you like it because it's crazy. Today's tip is a sign of dehydration is a headache and/or aggression. A sign you're a jerk is doing the "fire in the hole" prank.