Stand back

Well my emotions are at an all time boil. After that tip I sent yesterday I would have figured hey that means if I need to talk to someone they'd be open. Well my friend once again didn't even talk to me at all. Not even a text message saying sorry I wasn't on I was super busy. Nope find out today. And he says well I'll be on most of the day. Don't plan on going anywhere. Shocker he's not on. Well I'm pissed off at him. He can figure that out on his own. I'm tired of the fly by friend. Someone who only wants to talk to me when they have something to brag about or when they have a problem. I don't even get a how are you feeling. I had a pretty pisstastic day yesterday. Dealing with vendors and customers that just were not fun. Election day was yesterday. Ugh seriously sick of politics. And my boss and my roommate are obsessed with this crap. Both harass me about voting. I honestly do not want to hear about it anymore. It's just like when you play a game that you've wanted forever. You play it and it's great for awhile then you eventually get tired of it because you either beat it or it wasn't what you thought it was. Yet your friends keep going on and on about how great the game is or arguing points of the game. You honestly are tired of it and would like to do something else. I swear I'm going to have to ask them to just not talk to me about politics for awhile. And the worse thing is I know they won't do it. Both say I need to informed as to what's going on blah blah blah. Yeah I know I do, but I don't need to know every single detail every day. Today I'm posting an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race. It's the most recent episode where the queens have to dress up straight jocks. Also one queen comes back. Honestly I think they chose the wrong queen, but hey that's just my opinion. It's actually a pretty funny episode. Today's tip is sometimes we have to look past our pride. Otherwise we'll turn into that old guy that can't see or hear and acts like nothing is wrong.

RuPaul's Drag Race - RuPaul - Logo: Fierce TV

I got a lot on my mind

This blog should be an easy one to get up to 750 words so I'll get right into. What does Jealousy feel like? I mean really think about that question. It's an emotion we always hear about. It's even a sin. Yet honestly I can't point to a time when I felt jealousy. I can point to times when I was angry, happy, sad, and even nervous, but I can't tell you a time I was jealous. There are times when I wanted something that someone had, but is that being jealous of them? If that's the case then anytime you want something your "jealous". Can anyone really tell me what it feels like to be jealous. Maybe I'm not the type of person that gets jealous the same way others do. Maybe it depends on the person. I could always ask my ex what it's like to be jealous. I truly think jealousy is one of those fake emotions. Apparently there are only 5 actual emotions that humans feel. Now this is based on a biological changes that occur. They said happiness, sadness, anger, nervous and something else. Well I think nervous was one. Anyway that's what I think is with jealousy. It's one of those made up emotions. Oh well. Over thinking again I guess.
So I saw this ad for The Last Song. That crappy movie with Miley Cyrus. In the ad they say it's the perfect movie to see with your daughter. Ok why is it the perfect movie to see with your daughter. Is it because it's about a father and daughter relationship. Well by that logic Piranha 3D is the perfect movie to go see with your Piranha. Or you should go see The Expendables with your old army buddies. Twilight is the perfect movie to see with your vampire boyfriend and werewolf wannabe boyfriend. Just because a movie has something in it doesn't mean it's the perfect movie to see with that something. I guess advertising agencies are getting so lazy with their ads they are just going for the easy stuff. Oh it's a movie about a father and daughter so it must be the perfect movie to see with your daughter. It's just flat out laziness.
In Wisconsin in 2009 there were 238 deaths related to drunk driving. Now I may be a simple city boy, but don't you think that if you've been drinking maybe it's not a great idea to drive. Now granted I shouldn't be talking. I went to that bachelor party and everyone was drinking. Well 3 of us weren't. Apparently 2 of those 3 had been involved in a drunk driving accident or was addicted to alcohol. Leaving me who just didn't drink because 1 he was driving and 2 isn't a fan of beer. I just don't understand what is the drive to drive drunk. Why are you so spent on drinking something with alcohol and then driving on the road. It's not that your risking just your life. You are risking the life of everyone that is on the road. Your reaction time is slower. You are more prone to falling asleep. Your judgment is off. I'm sure what it is, is simply they haven't been caught yet. They did it one time and weren't caught. So they then assume oh I can keep doing this and I won't get caught. Then one day they don't get caught they crash. They crash into someone who didn't deserve it. Like I said I don't see the point. If you need to drink so badly then buy a case of beer and drink away. That way your not wasting gas and the only risk is solely to you... or you and your room mate. I really wonder what goes through people's minds that makes them go out to a bar and drive back home without someone who is sober. Plus they will do this in the snow too. There are seriously people out there that will go to a bar in the winter with all the snow at night and drive home. That's hard to do when your sober let alone when your drunk. It's just scary.
I'm sure we have all seen the commercials for the Shakeweight. Now it might actually do everything it claims to do, but who wants to use a product that looks like that. Well if your one of the few that still insists on going out and buying a shakeweight then watch this clip. If your one of those people that makes funny of people that buys the shakeweight then watch this clip. If you like to laugh then watch this clip. After it's over I'm positive you will not want a shakeweight... ok some of you might for the reason that the clip shows and if that's the case do not let me in on it. Today's tip is no one does anything for free. There is always a hidden cost somewhere.

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What a day

Yep tons of fun. So I went to the gym today to do a total body workout since I had the day off. So when I get there there were two other people there. This one guy on the treadmill I swear ran like Velma from Scooby Doo Where Are You? I tried not to stare and laugh, but I mean I've never seen a guy run like that. I then go to the back to lift weights and wow. 35 lb dumbbells were left out. I think some people don't understand how to put things back. I'd hate to see their house. I mean you don't see people going there and pulling things out of their place and not putting them back or at least asking where do they go. Anyway so then I of course did my workout and then this older woman comes back and starts setting stuff up. She then runs to the bathroom to change and she then proceeds to go through all these different workouts. Ok the annoying part was that she set everything up that she planned on doing. Ok it's one thing to set up for the next exercise, but I mean she set up for everything. Plus it wasn't just me back there but another guy who kept staring at me. It was kinda weird. I even think he was going to talk to me if she hadn't come back. Anyway the annoying part was that she was hogging all the machines and she of course didn't wipe down any machine or bench she used. I guess older women really don't understand gym etiquette. She's the second older woman to do that. What is the deal with that.
In other news looks like they changed the poster for that World's Strongest Woman training. It now says World's Strongest Man/Woman. Probably because they figured that Women really wouldn't want to do that. Honestly I don't see anyone really signing up. I mean $50 per month or $10 per session. Well they clearly need some luck for that.
There was also this article that came out yesterday. Apparently the secret to gaining muscle isn't heavy weights. It's actually muscle fatigue. What that means is lifting a weight until you can't lift it anymore. So It can be with a really light weight or a heavy weight just as long as you go to muscle failure. Now this is something I knew. I go up in weights because eventually I'm spending forever getting to that failure part. So I knew this because I read it in all the books, but when I see a study that proves it I feel better. I mean I'm not the biggest guy, but when you see someone lifting huge weights it does feel a bit intimidating. Least I'm doing it right.
The last big note is that clearly blogging is smart idea for me. When I start freaking out I need to blog. If I write out my feelings it gets them out of the way and I think logically. For instance the freak out about my co-worker who called up yesterday and proved he didn't dislike me. It proves that when I give good advice I got to listen to because it works. Yay.
Today is my day off which is always good. I'm probably going to take a nap later along with doing nothing. I also plan on having pizza tonight. YAY PIZZA! Plus the annoying thing is that it was raining like crazy this morning. So much that my area was under both a severe thunderstorm warning and watch. The only downside is that for the first 3 hours I'm peeing every 15-30 minutes since I worked out this morning. Yay for increased metabolism that causes me to pee a lot because I was drinking a lot of water while working out. That and I used Waximaze which puts more water in my blood.
Today I'm posting two videos. That's right you get two for the price of one. I'm sure we all have heard of Trojan condoms and if you haven't you now have. Anyway apparently they made this video called Trojan games. Yes it's exactly what you think it is. The first one is a "power lifting" event. Again it's exactly what you expect it to be. The next one is Judo. Again it's exactly what you expect it to be. So if you want a cheap laugh then watch these videos. Got to love dirty humor. Today's tip is you never know what people say behind your back, so pay someone to stand behind you.

A lot on Sunday

So I didn't post yesterday because 1. I got up late. 2. My room mate got me up so we could go shopping for stuff. He had something he wanted to buy and I told him I needed new shoes so he took it upon himself to wake me up so we could bond while shopping. Yeah I got him back for that later. Seemed like I didn't really rest yesterday. I can tell I'm getting sick, but so far it hasn't stopped me from working (knock on wood). Anyway Saturday was a good day for me. I surprised my boss by doing so well. Even talked a couple people into buying things they might not have. The joy of giving people information to help them. I got a bonus because of it. Yay bonus. Other then that nothing is really going on. Saturday was kinda dull and Sunday all I did was run around. Well I did realize my brother has some serious anger issues. I'm calling up my mom and she asks him a question and I mean he flips out on her. I mean I could clearly hear him yelling at her. I call him up and told him that I could clearly hear him yelling and I mean he was pissed off at her. I mean people call me stubborn, but that's nothing compared to my brother. I've had one person accuse me of being an angry person (during my full on depression) which again is nothing compared to what he has going on. Personally I think he has some sort of issue going on. I think it has to do with his graduation coming up. Maybe it is something else, but like I said I don't know what's going on with him. On a different note that mother from Ohio (shockingly) is staying with the boyfriend. On the today show they had a psychologist and a psychiatrist. They both say that something is wrong with the mother if she can just get up and leave her child. Well clearly there is something wrong with the mother because she's dating a married man. Just one of those things that makes you wonder what is going on with them. How did they even find each other. Makes you wonder about the boyfriend's wife and how she feels. How about the husband who forgave the wife only to find out she's just coming to get her stuff and leaving with the boyfriend again. Just wrong I say. They also showed a video where a man was helping a woman who was getting mugged and got stabbed by the mugger. He then laid there for an hour before help arrived. Now I should also mention that about 25 people walked by him as he laid there dying. One even stopped to take a picture on his cellphone. Ok why take a picture. What in the world would you do with that pic. Put it on facebook? Twitter maybe? It's that whole diffusion of responsibility. The more people around the less likely any one person is going to do something to help. Just sad that it comes to that. That man should still be alive today if someone had just realized that no one was helping him. I mean at least call 911. I'm sure all of you have heard of The Legend of Zelda. If you haven't then well your life is sad. Anyway there was a game that came out on the N64 called Ocarina of Time. I think this is still one of the biggest games in the Legend of Zelda world. Anyway I had the game, but I never finished it because it was so long so I admire anyone that can finish it. So I'm posting a video of someone who did it in about 2 and half hours. Now this is a speed run and this is using the computer version of the game and exploiting glitches, but I still find it impressive so if you have 2 and half hours to kill why not watch it. Today's tip is anger is like a pet gator. May seem cute and harmless at first, but quickly grows and is to much to handle then bites off your arm.