Yesterday seemed to go by quickly which is odd. I mean I was feeling kinda odd and usually when I feel odd the day goes by slowly. I'm also usually in a bad mood. I guess it had to do with the fact that it was warming up and there was some sun. Who knows why it ended up going by really quickly. So I was watching Today...well this morning and they were talking about the Tiger Woods interview. You'd think his people would say hey doesn't this seem familiar? I mean didn't him not talking to the press to at least say he's ok and not talking to the police lead to everyone thinking it had to do with an affair. I mean it honestly seems like he hasn't learned from his mistakes. I mean yes I get that he wants a private life, but guess what your now in the limelight. You've been there since you were what like 2. Makes everyone want to know why he's hiding. I mean it was a 5 minute interview. What can you learn in 5 minutes? Answer nothing. Which brings me to my next point. Apparently that teen that was on wife swap. The one that "felt sorry for ugly people" or was it for people who aren't gorgeous. Either way she's now suing abc for $100 million. Wow really? I just can't imagine that going too well. She claims that she now has death threats (yeah some people can go to far) is now suicidal (why your parents still give you presents everyday) and has gone from being on the honor roll to special education (yeah that's because of bad parenting. Her mother admitted to doing her homework). The lawsuit comes around the same time her family is just in trouble financially. Like the mother is facing jail time and they owe money they didn't report on their taxes. The annoying part is she probably won't get the $100 million, but she might get some amount. I mean our justice system is screwed up. Someone could eat at McDonald's, suffer a heart attack, sue the company, and ACTUALLY WIN. Hello McDonald's didn't force him to buy their food. Don't give me their aren't healthy choices crap either. Your choosing to go for the unhealthiest stuff. That's like someone blaming the alcohol for getting drunk when they are the ones drinking countless bottles. It's one of the annoying things about our society.Now when I saw this video the first time I was crying I was laughing so hard. It's funny how something as silly as this could make someone laugh that hard. It's mainly because of the fact that you know the word getting censored is count, but well your mind wanders and it sounds dirty. He also doesn't help by saying "slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster". Anyway enjoy the Count Censored. Should know he can't say the c word when not talking about vampires or royalty. Today's tip is no two days are alike unless your in a time loop. Then it's all about getting out of it.
Well I should say it's down still. The wireless network I normally use at work is still down. I really think that the nail people haven't been paying their bill or just don't get that something is wrong and need to call someone. Like I said they don't speak English well. So I'm here internet less. The worst part is when I'm at this location all day. Today I get to go to the new store which has a working wireless network. Yeah it's annoying. Maybe they blocked me out. Nah that can't be it because I'm connected I just have no internet. Better be fixed by tomorrow because there are somethings I'd like to be able to do on the internet. Such as pass the time by playing games or reading news article or tweeting. Anyway I was watching Good Morning America and they had some more clips of the Tiger Woods apology which lasted 13 minutes apparently. They had a friend of Tiger's saying he was quite emotional during the speech. Which is funny because to me looked like there were no emotions at all. The friend did raise a good point though. We don't know Tiger very well. He apparently isn't an emotional guy. I'd kinda like to point out all the moments we've seen him happy, and that time we did see him cry on someone's shoulders publicly, but let's go with it. Let's say Tiger isn't an emotional. No one would know him like his mother. As far as I know the mother didn't really give a response either way. Just gave him a hug after it. Didn't look like she could see he was very sincere. That makes me stick to my he's a robot and I'm not so sure he's learned from what happened. Well I'll just keep watching. Another news story that got my goat was about a boy in Pennsylvania who was being spied on by his school. They apparently took screen caps and pictures of him while he was surfing the web. He was then approached by the assistant principal and was told that he was suspected of selling drugs. Now here is my thing. Shouldn't the school have said something about the laptops. Shouldn't they have told the parents, "What your son or daughter does on a school laptop will be monitored." The school's defense was that they do it to find stolen laptops. Ok fine I understand that, but let's say that your system gets hacked. A pedophile then takes pictures of all your students with these laptops and knows where they go to school and can now stalk these students. That to me just seems really irresponsible. If the parent signs something saying they understand that their child is being monitored then ok it's an agreement and there is no way to get out of it. What is sounds like is that the students just sign their name saying they are checking out a laptop and they check it out. So like I said my beef is with the school and for them not educating the students and parents that the laptops are monitored. I just know that if it was my kid I'd sue the school for putting my child in possible danger without my knowledge along with the privacy thing. I mean what if they set the laptop down take a shower and come out partially naked and the camera takes a picture then. I mean either way it looks bad for the school. The annoying thing is they'll probably just get a slap on the wrist for it. Which reminds me I had a weird ass dream last night. Basically I quit my job and went to one of those employment agencies. I had a job with some company, but I like never showed up for work or I didn't show up during the holidays, anyway so there was this sheet I had to fill out because I saw someone else do it, but they filled mine out already. Then somehow I'm at this carnival and I go to live in Mexico because I couldn't find a job (yeah I know the perfect place to go for a job). I find a place I can rent for six months and some how manage to afford a car. I then get pulled over by a cop who happens to be my former college room mate (who wanted to be a doctor then changed to graphic design). Then somehow I'm working for Satan and I give him this vile that has my former room mates DNA which he uses to make an army of clones to rule the world. I could fly at that point somehow. Yeah weird dream.Today's tip is if an offer is too good to be true it probably is. If an offer is too terrible to be true who cares it's a terrible offer.
So the wireless internet is down again at the main office. I swear it goes down at least 5 times a month. So I have to use the office computer to do my blog. Luckily my boss doesn't mind since it's 1. the weekend and 2. we rarely use the computer anyway. Well yesterday was a pretty decent day for me. Actually had some people come in and bought stuff. I treated myself to Toppers pizza and watched a movie. I didn't work out last night since I had just worked out two nights in a row. I will work out tonight though. Can't keep my figure if I just sit and do nothing. Especially the way I eat. Not good for anyone. Now I'm just trying to figure out why I can't sleep through the night anymore. Now I will say that is a sign that my depression might be coming back. I have been feeling weird lately. Well it's my depression coming back then I will be ok because spring will be here soon. It could just be that my sleep patterns are being messed up for some bizarre reason. Maybe I need to take something before going to bed. I still haven't heard Tiger Woods' apology. I probably should, but then again I really couldn't care less if he means it or not. I guess I just like seeing people fail publicly that way I can point out all the things they did wrong. Well that isn't healthy is it? Oh well it's what the tabloids do...and all other news medias. Well tomorrow I'm going to have quite a bit to do. Should be fun...not. I can't stand the fact that I only get one day off a week, but then again I did bring it upon myself. I guess I should also do some of this stuff during the week like laundry. Think I might also take a nap sometime tomorrow. Should be fun. So I have this song stuck in my head for two days now. It's the song Ain't Got Rhythm from Phineas and Ferb. I don't know why it's been in my head lately. I haven't heard it in awhile, and I haven't been watching the show. I guess I have been eating their fruit snacks, but still. Anyway if you've never seen Phineas and Ferb, then you didn't know that each episode has it's own musical number. This particular episode had 4 in it. This of course being one of them. So enjoy the song and I hope it doesn't get stuck in your head like it did mine. Today's tip is with friends quality is better then quantity. Don't let someone try to take away the good ones you do have.
That's right I found out today that I'm not fat. Yeah I know you can usually tell if your fat or not, but I just got measured. My body fat is below 5%. Yeah so not fat. *Throws a little party* Anyway yesterday was kinda a weird day. Didn't feel like a lot of people came in, but the sales were pretty darn good. Just didn't feel like a lot of people came in. Here's hoping that tons of people come in today. I need a lot of people to come in today. I'm kinda on a buzz. I've kinda got the feeling I was leaning out. I don't know I think it was my body getting competitive. What I mean is that someone came in a few weeks ago and his body fat was down to 5%. Now the guy is older then me so I guess subconsciously I tried to beat him. Or maybe the stuff I'm taking to get bigger is actually leaning me out. Or it could be stress. Well I'd like to have more muscle mass at my current body fat. Well at least I don't feel fat anymore. Thought my weight went up though. Oh well. Which reminds me yesterday I seemed to be having a lot of internal monologues. Yeah I don't know why. The weirder part was that After Dark was playing in the background. Anyway the internal monologues were just basically things I might focus on on my blog. Or on my new blog which is private and for thoughts that well I don't want to air here. Anyway I kinda needed that blog because I've learned if I hold things in then well they come out in very destructive ways. Plus I get really mean when I don't express myself. So that's why that's there. That happens to remind that Tiger Woods is going to speak today. He's just going to read a statement with no questions. Yeah that seems like the stupidest PR move ever. Him not answering questions is what got him in trouble in the first place. I still say that if he had just talked to the police about the accident instead of being secretive then no journalist would have bothered to investigate and found all those women. Now he doesn't want to take questions at his public apology. Makes it seem staged and like he's really not all that into it. Well I won't get to see him apologize because I'm at work. So I'll have to watch the news clips and figure out if I think he really means it. Just goes to show that hiding stuff when your in the limelight is nearly impossible. Especially something as big as 14 mistresses. Or was it 15 in the end. Either way I don't really care. Never cared for Tiger since I hate golf. He wasn't a hero to me so I really didn't care when he fell from grace. I just saw it coming and tried to say hey dude don't do that. Today's tip is having an internal monologue is perfectly normal. Having an external monologue that isn't in a play not so much.
Today I just feel off. Something is wrong with my chest. It's kinda where I noticed what looks like a bug bite. Might not have something to do with another. I don't want to go to the doctor because I could be freaking out over nothing. I could have just slept wrong. Anyway it's just making me feel like I'm being short with people. Also means I'm going to have to deal with a lot of customers today. So yesterday all day it felt like Monday. Today feels like Tuesday. There is winter weather coming later today through tomorrow. Yeah I'm tired of Winter. I know it's making me off. Not to mention I want to get out of my place as soon as possible. My landlord is a prick and the place isn't that great. I seriously need a full week of vacation. Too much is going on at this point and feels like it's getting worse and worse and it's not going to get any better. So anyway enough about that. Tiger Woods has gone into rehab for Sex Addiction. I can honestly say I saw this coming. A lot of the celebrities and politicians that get caught in these type of scandals always seem to land in rehab or claim sexual addiction. I don't know if he's truly a sex addict, but I do know it's hard for me to believe that he truly believes that and wasn't told by his PR people to go. I was watching the Today show and one of the experts said he could simply be a serial cheater. That honestly sounds more like what happened then sex addiction. I mean sex addiction seems like you'd be going out and having several different sex partners for one night stands, not actual relationships. Then again no addict is the same. So I was combing through my video stash and I came across one of my favorite videos. It is from the 8th episode of the Mahou Sentai Magirangers Series. This was the first Super Sentai I watched all the way through. Watching this was the moment I said wow America screwed up this series. No wonder it's going down the toilet. You'd never see the American rangers do something like this. Not to mention the Super Sentai series actually shows death and blood. So enjoy this clip. It will either make you laugh your butt off or say what the hell was that. Today's tip is do you believe in magic? If your answer is no then congrats. You have killed your inner child. The police will be there shortly.
Well I'm a Texan now living in Wisconsin working. Like to view myself as a people person that also happens to be a cynic. Like to laugh, but then again who doesn't. Just trying to get it right.
Now when I saw this video the first time I was crying I was laughing so hard. It's funny how something as silly as this could make someone laugh that hard. It's mainly because of the fact that you know the word getting censored is count, but well your mind wanders and it sounds dirty. He also doesn't help by saying "slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster". Anyway enjoy the Count Censored. Should know he can't say the c word when not talking about vampires or royalty. Today's tip is no two days are alike unless your in a time loop. Then it's all about getting out of it.
